PENNEY T-SHIRT : MADE IN USA

  • $1,000.00
    Unit price per 


$1000 WHY.... BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT!

YOU WILL ENTER THE PENNEY UNIVERSE...

YOU ARE IN THE PENNEY INNER CIRCLE. 

YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDS - Legit, I mean that. You get a T-Shirt, I'm sending you a steak of the month or something awesome like that. You are also getting EARLY BIRD SPECIALS FOR ALL OF MY SPEAKING EVENTS. You will be the first to learn about all things PENNEY. 

YOU WILL RUN FASTER, JUMP HIGHER, SWIM FARTHER AND, PISS EXCELLENCE BECAUSE YOU OWN THIS T-SHIRT AND WEAR IT PROUDLY.

"WOW YOU LOOK AMAZING!!!" THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WILL SAY WHEN YOU WEAR IT TO PARTIES AND PEOPLE WILL LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE FREAKIN AWESOME.

YOU ARE EXTRAORDINARY - YOU DESERVE THIS T-SHIRT

Fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you. And it can withstand several washings while maintaining its shape, so it's great for everyday wear!

100% MORE SEX APPEAL AFTER 30 DAYS OF WEAR

Would You Pay $1000 For A T-Shirt?
Depends on the VALUE of the T-Shirt.
What is the VALUE to you? Is it just a shirt? Is it just cloth?

Or is it the perceived VALUE you experience and return in kind with pay?

Why buy a $1000 T-Shirt?
Because you are worth it.
It's MADE IN AMERICA.
It looks great.

Allow me to offer this notion as a possible understanding as to why you would purchase something as simple as a t-shirt for $1000 dollars...

Because I've added that amount of VALUE to your life.

Once the scales have been tipped toward that amount of VALUE, that's when you need to get the $1000 PENNEY T-Shirt.

It may seem absurd to the initial onlooker.

I will have ample time to earn their perceived VALUE.

Get the T-shirt.

Let them ask why. But if ya have to ask you probably wouldn't get it.

• 100% fine jersey cotton [your nips will feel great]
• Heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²) for highspeed endurance strength training 
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping to fit your sexy body
• Double-stitched for rugged wear in extreme conditions
• PENNEY products stocked in the US are MADE IN USA
• PENNEY products stocked in the EU are sourced worldwide

WOW - I am really looking forward to getting to know you better.  Let's start with your shirt size...

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48

 

BUY THE T-SHIRT YOU SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEPIALIDCIOUSLY AWESOME PERSON

 

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